Thursday, September 10, 2009

Tequila Cake Reciepe - This is the funniest thing!!!

Tequila Cake


1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beatere just try it loose with a screwdriver.
Sample the lequita to check for consisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table spoon of sugar, or something
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Isnt this the funniest thing you have read!!!


Tracey said...

Love the recipe Jodi think I might try it one day Don't mind a little drop of Tequila every now & then.

passion4pink said...

Mmmmm this looked like a serious good recipe until I started reading through and 'hit the bottle of Tequila'ingredient & I knew right then that something wasn't right, HaHa very funny!!!


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